What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

What's your photograph of the day 1097?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Make Nazis afraid again!

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.